Besitos!

I got a new belly ring today.

feelmybutt:

reblog this if it’s okay if i put something in your inbox that would make you uncomfortable 

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off-withthypants:

oprahsnipple:

This is devastating.

No. Tumblr only had a few months before they ran out of money. Yahoo just saved us. Plus did you know yahoo owns Flirkr? I bet not. Yahoo just saved us <3 

(via a-snot-nosed-teenager)

My boo

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

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This girl. I didn’t think I would ever see the back tires of my car 3 feet off the ground, but I sure did last night. Fucking alcohol.

(via ignorantia-beatitudo)

xsoldmysoulx:

omg-johndave-omg:

rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

thwipthwipspider:

altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet

(via classyladiesarealwaysnear)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via give-mee-a-shot-to-remember)

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

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